Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Run people...Superman gone mad!!




Well...what`s with the title? Let me explain. It`s just something to catch your intention on the real topic what do I personally think of Superman. Before I begin posting this entry, I do sincerely apologize if there is sections of this post that may cause grive bitterness and hatred from you guys who loves and adores Superman or the Supermen (as you know from the DC 1 Million story arc he left descendants). I would also like to thank my pal Jason Chellapah for the brain storming session that we had numerous with regards to Superman.

Let`s begin.

I will not start with who is Superman and where do he originates. Instead I will begin with this question in which I address this to you.

Why do humanity need Superman? Do we really need him?

Now let`s ponder over that question shall we.

My opinion we do not need a false God. Yes. Our friend flying around saving people, the Boys Scout, is nothing but masquerading himself as a False God. Or you can also opt to see him more like a Warden. Keeping the earth under his close supervision. Performing his heroics but for what? Savior? No all Superman does is to make humans weak. When there`s trouble we know he will be sweeping down to the rescue. Yes. We adore him. We admire him. We build idols of him. Eventually we worship him.

What will happen a million years from now?

According to Grant Morrison`s "DC 1 Million", the Superman as we know is now residing in his Fotress of Solitude on the sun, he is now called Gold Superman Prime. He also left us with Supermen, his descendants. Now why do he left us descendants? For protection?

No.

From the way I see, it`s a regime. An army of Supermen whom can be called upon by Superman himself. Yes, since he has been elevated into Godhood there`s no stopping him now. Humanity is doomed always being watched by our so called protector!





Lex Luthor was right all along.

I say we have to stop Superman people!!! To hell with the last son of Krypton!!!

....God I`ve got to be careful coz I know he`s hearing me...who`s there!!!...my nerves...I`m sure he`s watching me...gotta hide gotta hide...where`s my kryptonite ring...where`s it...
Sunday, December 27, 2009

Not so Merry Christmas...definately not White at all !!!

Well...where do I begin? Why the dramatic title? Why? Why? Why?

Let me tell you why...shall I proceed? Yes No? Yes I shall. Lets begin with my Christmas. And how my wonderful Christmas morning...mind you my 1st Christmas morning begin on such a high note before it all turn sour with me spending the 2nd half of the day with the company of the men in blue...yes the Cops or Polis Di Raja Malaysia...not the man in Red ( Santa Claus).

All this poor soul...yes people that`s not just meant to be a punch line for this entry but I`m poor for this month tho...now...my Christmas morning started with a single objective in mind. To explore the city Kuala Lumpur...KL..Kay Ll..or what ever the people call it these days. Yes to explore the sights and sound of the city that I`m new in specially on Christmas Day...and also to do some shopping about.

...kinda brings the fond memories of me and my best pal Jason when we use to go around visiting the busy Complexes...

Speaking of shopping...this is what I bought for myself on Christmas...I`ve always wanted to carry a brown Tote bag...a bag where I can stuff my 3L water bottle and all my other goodies I carry with me in my lil paperbag..ie books, scarf and a lot of other non sense. Also I carry a hand cream given by my sweet BB...people doesn`t mean when guys carry hand cream it`s for masturbation!!!

Anyway this is the bag I bought.



It`s simple and it has a nice shade of brown to it. Something that I`ve always been looking out for but can`t seem to find until that very day. I was happy. I was excited. the best Christmas ever...

NO

It`s the start of what I now call "Worst Day of My Life". Why? Let me give you guys the low down:
1. I got robbed.
2. I got robbed by 4 guys armed with a gun and a very large knife.
3. For Fuck sake it`s Christmas, I got fucking rob on Christmas Day.


It happened when I was walking to get the bus back after having fun playing Indiana Jones Lost in KL on Christmas Day. The location was somewhere near the CIMB AVIVA building near Maju Junction which is after TUNE Hotel hmmm...just view the location from the map below


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Four men on 2 bikes, one stop in front of me and the other behind. 2 men got down one flash the so called "Rambo" knife and the other...took out a gun and place it on my head. Now realizing that I have my wages in my wallet sum around RM1500 and the gun barrel staring right in front of me...what would you do?

Fight? No way. I`m not stupid to end up in a ditch only to be found on the following Monday by some cleaner as no more than a semi naked body with it`s head blown to bits leaving a trace of splattered cooked brain matter on the sidewalk butt fucked by some horny crack head just to add to the insult. Yes I hand the guy with the knife my wallet. Yes I did not recognize their faces as they are wearing helmets with black out visor. After taking my cash, the faggot hand me back my wallet and ask me to take the cab back before fleeing. Yes. They left me with around RM25 for cab. Fuck me.

My next step was to proceed to the nearest police station to file a report.What more can I do. So the rest of the day was spent with policemen and an inspector. Why? Cause this is what the police classify as armed robbery.



That`s how my so called Christmas became the Worst Day Of My Life. By the way for the record yes I`m thankful that I didn`t got shot and FYI it happened around 5:10 pm.

So Be Careful People.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Aruna the designer...nah...you be the judge!!!

So it`s the 24th of the December 2009...so it`s Christmas Eve...so it`s another 7 days till we usher in 2010...so it`s another day at work

...yes I do realize people that I`m typing this entry on Christmas Day at around 5:07 am and yes I have no life cause my relationship is in the limbo...and so here I`am in a Cybercafe near my apartment sipping coffee and with Vanilla Ice blazing from Youtube...let`s start posting shall we...and ice coffee taste good and it helps centers me with the creative universe...with my head bobbing to the infectious beat of Ice Ice Baby...if there`s a problem Yo I`ll...ok ok I`m posting now...

I log in my work station with the Christmas Song blazing thru the P.A system throughout the entire 8 processing floor of the Stock Exchange Building which HSBC Electronic Data Processing occupies here in the heart of KL. Open my lotus notes and I receive a mail from one of the line managers requesting for creative input for some T shirt they are coming out for the entire department.

...i go crazy when I heard a cymbal and a hi-hat with a souped up tempo...sorry the track is so damn infectious...i just can`t help it


So after reading the entire mail...with 30 minutes to spare before I start my duties...I started working on a design...silently hoping it might get picked and open the eyes of the department that I can provide creative inputs with my out of the box ideas.

All the editing and toggling around...once I`m satisfied with the designed, I call my manager over, JD. JD was there in front of my monitor with intensity in his eyes.Now I`m sure you guy`s would want to know what he was looking...well I love creative input from you guys aiite!!!


 Well that my friends is the design that I come out for the department. What comes next complete surprise me. JD told me to put the design thru...well hopefully it get selected for the T Shirt...now next JD just told me to start working on the design for the team tag (the button kind so you can pin it on the lanyard)...and I went like okay one work after the other.

Anyway just wanted to check with you guys what you think bout the design. And Bb told you to have faith in me as I`m already taking more responsibilities at work now and I`m starting to show what I`m capable of.

Have faith in me and Merry Christmas.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas...

Well it`s that time of the year again when the whole wide world gather and celebrate Christmas.

When lil children, pretends to be asleep while awaiting the big man...God `Ol Santa. Dashing thru the snow...la lala la la...laughing all the way...

...ever wondered why Santa has a big belly...hmmm must because of all the vodka and whisky to keep the Man warm throughout the entire year...giving a thougt that he lives in North Pole...wahahaha...guy needs cardio man!!!

Now enough of my thoughts...I would like to wish all of you a wonderful Christmas and a splendid New Year ahead.

To my friends who are reading this, I miss you guys.



Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year!!!

Well Santa is in town & the Clock is ticking Down

It`s that time of the time of the year which we realise that we are in fact another year closer to our respective grave.

OMG OMG OMG

I`m a year older...my hair is greying...my dick`s gone larger longer...my finances are definately on the ups as I`m getting the raise and bonuses I deserve...bla bla bla

And it hit me like a H-Bomb exploding in my head causing mass hsyteria with my brain cells going loco with cum spraying insanely leaving splattered traces on the wall.
Monday, December 21, 2009

...Crushed but Not Defeated

The moment Fulham hit the 3rd goal in...my phone started vibrating...and withing the next minute I scrolled thru the series of text messages...

Bro what happen man? Bye bye Ferguson.

OMG OMG down with United.

Glory Glory what?

Loserville...

Yes people that`s what happened to you when your friends who supports the likes of Chel-shit (oops Chelsea), Arseanal which is managed by Arsane Banger (my bad Arsenal) and Liverfool (or is it Liverpool) got to know that you are a die hard fan of Manchester United.

Yes I`m a die hard fan.

Yes I have a tatoo of the emblem on my chest.

Yes I`ve met the players and Sir Alex himself this year not to mention the Legend, Sir Bobby on the recent Man Utd Asia Tour 09 here in Kuala Lumpur.

What I have to say bout the recent defeat?

THIS IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD HATERS

We have been in this situation before and like the phoenix, we have rised from the ashes to reclaim our place. Ask those loyal supporters, they`ll tell you. Yes let me repeat that LOYAL SUPPORTERS.

...not some punk who simply jumps into the bandwagon like most of the poser since Manchetser won the Champions League in Moscow `08...and when the team is not performing they`ll start cursing and regreting...oh why did I buy the (fake) jersey...why this why tha...posers!!!

Anyway all that I can say is that, I did felt disappointed when we lose the match and by a huge margin but I`m sure we will bounce back.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009

...another insensible rant

Well for starters it feels good to back blogging again and of course taking advantage of the hours at work...as matter of fact I work for a very succesful organization in the banking industry...not to brag but hey count myself lucky when they call for the interview back in March...lol but that`s another story. Anyway this organization (in which the name will never be revealed) has provided me time. Yes people I`ve additional time within my usual productive time. Anway here`s an equation:

Working Hours = Production Time + Non Production Time*

Non Production hours here includes the allocated meal break and of course comfort breaks*

Now how do I use production time to blog? Simple clear your required work as fast as possible which in term will provide you with additional production time which you can use

What do I use this production time?

I do more work of course, take additional responsibilities for the team. But as for today, I decided to combine it with my non-production time to blog at my BB`s & my site SundayJelly. And also to blog this.

The point here is that, she is the most important person in my life and require my full attention. And to those of you reading this....

Thanks...as this is yet again another insensible rant from me.

Don`t you think Obama is charismatic?

Hmmm....

I love meatballs with thick cheese sause...
Thursday, December 10, 2009

Help...Losing My Mind

Yes. I`m losing my mind. Reason...well I miss my girl so much that`s it`s eating my braincells. Picture a gallon of highly concentrated sulfuric acid being poured into your head. The end result would be your melted brain matter flowing out your nasal passage and dripping to the floor proceeded by the eyes now in sticky goo. Yes.

How do I know I am losing my mind?

Well that`s when you realize you`re butt naked doing karate warm ups in your room with lights on with the clock showing 3 a.m. Yes people that`s when you realise you are losing it.

BATMAN: The Return of Bruce Wayne

Well well what can I say...it`s bound to happen. DC can never part ways with Bruce.Never. The so called "Death" when Bruce was blasted with the Omega Saction Beam (not really death as Bruce soul was sent across time while his body dies) from Darkseid during Final Crisis.



WARNING:Never ever put Banner on Trial

Now this post is actually a warning for all the potential lawyers and prosecutors. I know the Hulk has caused tremendous amount of damage to state properties and also the deaths of a couple of lifes but you guys better think twice bout putting him on Trial for these crimes.

Here`s a video evidence of a direct result for putting Banner on trial. You do not want to be the prosecutor in this video.



You have been Warned!!!
Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Owen Blazing Guns...


Well...all I`m gonna say is that Manchester United has done it yet again even with 15 players 13 missing due to injuries and credits to Owen...yes the once prolific  ex-Liverpool striker has finally...yes hopefully regain his form for Manchester United.

It`s an amazing performance.

Michael Owen fired himself spectacularly into the World Cup reckoning last night as the England striker's first hat-trick in four years secured a 3-1 win at Wolfsburg in the Champions League for Manchester United.
Missing 15 first-team players, Sir Alex Ferguson's team pulled off a remarkable victory in Saxony to finish top of Group B and set a new Champions League record of 15 away games without defeat.
But the night was all about Owen, who sent a clear message to England manager Fabio Capello, who has only capped the 29-year-old once in his two seasons in charge.

With midfielders Michael Carrick, Darren Fletcher and Ji-Sung Park playing in defence in Germany, United were on the back foot for much of the night but took the lead through an Owen header just before half-time and went on to score twice late in the game after Wolfsburg hit back through Edin Dzeko.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Crisis In Manchester United

United is facing an injury crisis ahead of tonight`s Champions League match againts Wolfsburg with 13 players out on injuries. This included the entire defensive line excluding Patrice Evra. Now how is Sir Alex going to cope with the backline for United, here comes a surprise entry to the squad Oliver Gill who is actually the chief executive David Gill`s son. United would also be playing Michael Carrick and Darren Gibson at the back for tonight`s match.

According to Paul Scholes, a United living legend, the injuries plaguing the United camp will not play any effect on the upcoming match. Well as a United fan, all I`m hoping is that a sound victory tonight or even a simple draw as we need to qualify for the next stage of the tourney. Fergie... I hope you know what your doing man.

So let`s see how the match goes.

Testing for Technorati

Hey guys don`t mind this is a test page as I`m registering my blog with Technorati.
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Black Lantern Batman

Well my fellow comic book readers and to those that has been following the Blackest Night series are in for a shocker. It`s been revealed that in Volume 5 out of 8 Batman is back and risen as a Black Lantern with the ability to kill instantly.Why? That`s the question I was hoping to find out. And finally Nekron has his Undead Justice League.

Can`t wait to get my hands on Blackest Night.


Hulk vs Thor

Ok here I`m again posting as I`m trying my best not to lose what`s left of sanity in my mind due to my sleeping disorder caused by the fact that I miss my BB so much and didn`t hear her comforting voice. So I was browsing thru Youtube when I stumbled across this video.

I would like to dedicate this to my best friend, Jason who is in Penang and dude I felt it when I receive your text stating life is kinda different for you without the "gang".Jason you`ll always be family to me no matter how far I`m.

Hope this video cheers you up.

Help...Psycho Babble Me to Orgasm

Well don`t mind what the subject matter says or even the rather disturbing stickman picture of it taking a dump while reading. Some of you might wonder why did I post this pic up? The answer...I dunno. Come to think about it I guess it`s better than jacking off to pornography right? At least to some level it`s productive.



Monday, December 7, 2009

Time to Nut Up or Shut Up...


Well it`s been awhile since a good comedy made it`s debut in the silver screens...but I have found a surprise hit. Yup those of you might be familiar with the phrase "Time to nut up or shut up". Yes people, it`s from the hit zombie comedy "Zombieland"

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Bohemian Rhapsody...

We all know and might have listened to the famous hit by Queen, the superb song "Bohemian Rhapsody", yes no maybe...well just listen to it k guys.

Anyway I wanna share the Muppet`s version of the Rhapsody. So guys enjoy.

A New Look...A Whole New Level

Welcome you to I, to me, to myself, to my inner most thoughts, desire and psycho babble. Hear my whine.Hear my inner most thoughts and my desires.

Welcome to a whole new level of insanity. Yes to those who enjoy my previous blog "InsanityStrickenPenangite"
I bet you this...this blog as those might call it...will showcase my mind naked, strip down and served rare.

Hahahahahahaha....
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