Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Confession of a Smoker



Day 1

I am a smoker.  Wait I was a smoker until the faithful early hours of the day roughly 345am.  That was when in all splendour I was puffing away my beloved Sempoerna menthol. Like an artisan from ancient days with their pipes I am armed with my last stick of cigarette from here on known as ciggy @ cancer stick puffing away and like jolt of electricity it hit me.

My buddy Shakeer quit. I did it before. I can do this.  That was it. So I savour the intense cinnamon induced menthol favoured ciggy. My mind has made up this is it. No more.

I woke up today around half to noon scratching my crotch as I approach my cupboard and a split second I was searching for my cancer stick. Then a smile came upon me and I reminded myself I quit and it will remain that way.

Mid way towards dinner gosh the urge to fag known commonly as to smoke was at its peak. But like the mighty Green Lanterns my will is strong and I will prevail. 

Seriously I used to smoke like easily 2 boxes of twenties. I mean what the fuck man I have to quit right? And so I did.

I am sure Joyce will be proud of me and so is my buddies out there.

Signing off from my home toilet bowl... yes taking a dump without ciggy.

Location : Jalan Kepong, Metro Prima, 52000 Kuala Lumpur, Federal Territory of Kuala Lumpur,

1 comments:

David said...

Dude wassup with the toilet bowl man...I support u man whoever u are as long as a Nexus One user

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